Ooh I didn’t get invited to the Loliday?
I’m going to make my own Loliday! With blackjack! And hookers!
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"I wish I had an American accent."
— No one, ever. (via cuntdust)
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"When I was younger I used to worry so much about being alone - of being unlovable or incapable of love. As the years went on, my worries changed. I worried that I had become incapable of having a relationship, of offering intimacy."
— Douglas Coupland, Life After God (via chaosanddisorder)
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Bettie Page and Tempest Storm in Teaserama (1955)
Shallow Hal (2001)
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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